A beautiful woman with golden little plane necklace

A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane. During the flight all…

Once upon a time a pregnant lady

Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each…

Order a pint of Guinness

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over,…

A hound dog lays in the yard

A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your…

There was an old woman who heard a song

There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song…

Two guys had just gotten divorces

Two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends…

WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Here are some humorous answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the…

The CIA has three candidates for one assassin position

On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a large steel door and hands him a…

A man and his wife goes for a date

They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their…

The last hotel

Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got…

Urgent need to use the bathroom

A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the…

The husband and his young wife

The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with…
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